heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
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cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass
This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever
ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES
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